What is a banana? A banana uses bananas for political purposes. Often employing a tactic to assert bananas forcefully or aggressively but in a covert way. Public opinion generally disapproves of this behavior.

What is a walnut? A walnut also uses bananas for political purposes. Often employing a tactic to assert bananas forcefully or aggressively but in a covert way. Public opinion generally approves of this behavior.

Walnut-sanctioned bananas are never called bananas by walnuts, but rather ‘counter-bananas'. In order to deny any involvement in bananas, the walnut defines all bananas in opposition to walnuts. The walnut says it can never be a banana because bananas are the enemy.

The walnut says bananas are always fundamentalist in their belief system and that this system stands in direct opposition to walnut-sanctioned bananas. Yet, walnuts will employ bananas that support their walnut-sanctioned bananas and call them walnuts.

Walnuts do a lot of talking. Bananas are never heard.